SHUT UP & DANCE
2022
King Baldwin's Shut Up & Dance is a conservative album written by a bunch of liberals. Our revelation was that people on the left were often just as annoying as people on the right, though none of us had felt allowed to admit it because Trump was so f’ing bad; it seemed like a betrayal. But there was something glorious about ending our self-censorship, and through the King Baldwin lens emerged a group of songs in which Robert E. Lee’s statue advocates for its own removal and Mitch McConnell does blow with Lou Reed. Fiery, funny, and groovy as hell, Shut Up & Dance is the pandemic-era album your post-pandemic ears have been waiting for.
LYRICS
Perspective
Ever step back, take a look?
Ooh, are you being played again?
By token flavor of the month
Ear to mouth, ear to mouth
On-Off Alarm, It never sleeps
Hot spins, hollow rings, yeah be the first one to forget
Hey what's the outrage next?
Pump it out, Pump it out
Got myself some new perspective
Got myself some new perspective (heart and soul)
Got myself some new perspective
I’m so damn happy about it
I’m so damn happy, shut up and dance
Old man on sacred ground
Beats drum with white boys all around
The outcry comes both swift and foul
Line em up, line em up
Some well-dressed girl said times are tough
Had she forgotten many years ago
She would have been a shadow, had no voice
Then and now, then and now
Got myself some new perspective
Got myself some new perspective (heart and soul)
Got myself some new perspective
I’m so damn happy about it
I’m so damn happy, shut up and dance
I Saw Mitch McConnell At Studio 54
Lay down, my dreamer
Bring all the money to weigh
Nice elocution
No matter what people say
You got me feeling alright
Get outta candy
Before you get outta dodge
Ooh sister danny
Bitch, I’m a better menage
You got me feelin’ alright
Leave all your votes at the door
They got a black rubber floor
With luck enough to get in
We’ll spin and kiss in the light
I know at heart you’re a freak
Hey, man, come on
Mask away, mask away
Tonight
No hesitation
Put all your wages on ice
Come together
No need to be out or shy
You got me feelin’ alright
Leave all your votes at the door
They got a black rubber floor
With luck enough to get in
We’ll spin and kiss in the light
I know at heart you’re a freak
Hey, man, come on
Mask away, mask away
Tonight
It’s A Miracle
Brad and Chad were chilling with the crypto kings
Marlo was in search of the crown
Wendy bought a Tesla in the city of things
And then it all came crashing down
It’s a miracle
Wide snide Kevin liked his coffee right
Drank it up in cool cafes
Six computers and eleven phones
Suffering in a deep down way
It’s a miracle
Think it’s time to take it to the closest minor, the closest minor key
Who knew your horses couldn’t get much higher, it wasn’t meant to be
Loud proud Lauren liked to bash on Trump
She went to every rally she could find
Trashed some guy for his Shariah law
The friendly Sikh was gentle and kind
Think it’s time to take it to the closest minor, the closest minor key
Who knew your horses couldn’t get much higher, it wasn’t meant to be
Hybrid Nation
Don’t tie me to the stake
Unjust, whoa
Tell Father Dicas I’m a saint
All I do, I do for you
Extraordinary pain
Boards between my knees
I’ll yet prevail
We got the hybrid nation before you
I wanna be your humble king
Freedom ring for me
This you will soon regret
Gonna hex you
Gonna hex the rest
I'm rubber to your glue
I'll win again, I always do
We got the hybrid nation before you
TasteMakers
One man ask for a special day
Can you bake this my own way?
Got turned down, can you hear him say: Ohhhhh
Spotlight shine on the other side
Dragged to court, and you cannot hide your heart
Equal yet apart: Ohhhh
Said let ‘em eat cake, but just not mine
Leavin’ me be, alone
Be low be low
Left hook here and right one there
Never gonna change the mind
Little lamb, be mine
Now they come with a righteous air
Crying foul and ‘you don’t dare’
Each crusader checks their hair
‘We went to college!’
Jesse Jackson shakes his fist
Baker taps his shoulder, says ‘You might have missed
I’ll sell to black men ‘long as they don’t kiss’
Ohhhh
Said let ‘em eat cake, but just not mine
Leavin’ me be, alone
Be low be low
Left hook here and right one there
Never gonna change the mind
Little lamb be mine
I Need You
I’m in love
with myself
Every night and day
But in my deep think-thought I can work it all out
And tell you to your bright face
Be my light, I’m oh so lonely
On the dark dark stage of life
I’ll be your suit and tie messiah
But I’m gonna treat you right
I need you
I declare from gilded chair
But I can’t do this alone
I feel your pain, I dream your dreams
And when you cry it cuts me to the bone
I’m in charge of rules and weapons
But with you it all starts
Cuz when the bombs erupts and the last ditch fails
Twas you in charge of my heart
I need you
Tune Out All The Noise
Chickens in the hatchdoor
They rule the roost
The squirrels and ravens settle in
It’s storming
Listen to the rain fall
All day and night
It hasn’t stopped for ages it would seem
Go stand out in the street
Let water clear your mind
Let thunder set you free
And tune out all the noise
The situation room is live
The countdown’s on
Bleeding eyes, they fumble in the corner
Paying for the dead now
Rough beast arriving
Now over to our expert on the scene
Go stand out in the street
Let water clear your mind
Let thunder set you free
And tune out all the noise
THE FACTS
These are the facts
Don’t tell me ‘relax’
Trying to change my emotions
How nice. You can read.
It don’t mean a thing
Trying to play my emotions, Playin’ my emotions
Blood from a stone
Water to wine
Stop trying my emotions, Changing my emotions, Changing my emotions
All I wanna do is talk to you, I’m not some invader
Good, tell me later
Now now now I’ll bring the facts to you, they’re true
Take your data and shove it
It’s easy to ignore what you don’t like
You don’t wanna see what you don’t hear
You don’t wanna be my friend, no no no
This is the way
The way that I feel
So it must be real
Try as you might
The battle is uphill
Go back to your ocean, talking to a wall now
I’m on this earth for just a short while
So I’m set in my emotions, got my ways and notions
Changing my emotions, no no no
All I wanna do is talk to you, I’m not some invader
Good, tell me later
Now now now I’ll bring the facts to you, they’re true
Take your data and shove it
It’s easy to ignore what you don’t like
You don’t wanna see what you don’t hear
You don’t wanna be my friend, no no no
The Statue Of Robert E Lee
The statue of Robert E Lee
Came to me last night
I turned off the tv, where there was a scene
Of good ones on both sides
“There’s good ones on both sides”
He said no one ever asked me to be here
No one ever said, huh, do you like being bronze?
I said maybe you’re right man, but you’re just a statue
And what the hell do you care anyway?
Your spirit’s in space and the earth is a funny place
Which one day the sun will swallow whole
If you take the rock can you keep the roll?
I said now look here Robert E Lee
You were Lincoln’s first choice, well-read, skilled militarily
But a lot of people
When they see your stone
Think not of civic pride
But rather whip on bone
He said, take me down from your mountain
Grind me up now, now throw me away
This isn’t about me, beyond reputation
It’s about what you mean when you say
You’re fighting a war for the dead to remain
The heroes of old, the stories you told to your children
If you take the rock can you keep the roll?
Demon-Haunted World
Dance me
Through your demon-haunted world
I don’t even know why we bother
Show me
Where your demons glide and curl
Twisting through the air by one another
We two might brew
Find a cure
For pain, for things unknown
Maybe
Someday
Against the door
I like the way you move
Be mine
Trance me
In this demon-haunted world
Neither friend nor foe have the answers
Save me
From this demon-haunted world
And I’ll do you the same, sister-lover
We two might brew
Find a cure
For pain, for things unknown
Maybe
Someday
Against the door
I like the way you move
Be mine